"What Were Ya Drinkin'?"
(Gordon Pogoda/ Jonathan Miller/ ©Music To Your Ears Publishing (ASCAP)/ ©Venus Songs (ASCAP))
The bouncer never shoulda let you in here
I'm almost sorry that they gave you beer here
No one knew the things you'd do
And now we're all pretending that we never knew you
I hit the bar to get a gin and tonic
I turned around and saw you hangin' on him
My best friend Ray, then some DJ
Thank God the football team was outta town for the day
I've never ever seen this side of you girl
This isn't how you are when we're in our own little world
[Chorus]
What Were Ya Drinkin'?
Did somebody slip in something that turned your dial to "crazy?"
What Were Ya Drinkin'?
You're more than a sip in to making a first class ass of you
And I gotta admit it
If it lasts one more minute
You're gonna be headline news in a day
So What Were Ya Drinkin'?
Why weren't ya thinkin'?
When will it sink in?
I'm your's anyway...
I can't believe you went and got a tatoo
That looks a lot like me if I were smashed too
And now you go and make a show
You kissed a girl and liked it and you told me to blow
I've never ever seen you do this before
If you don't stop it they'll be picking you up off the floor
[Chorus]
And then you jump on the table
And kick off your sandals
And start to do a strip tease
And so I jump on the table
To block you from people
Before you're YouTube'd overseas
[Chorus 2x]
The bouncer never shoulda let you in here
I'm almost sorry that they gave you beer here
No one knew the things you'd do
And now we're all pretending that we never knew you
I hit the bar to get a gin and tonic
I turned around and saw you hangin' on him
My best friend Ray, then some DJ
Thank God the football team was outta town for the day
I've never ever seen this side of you girl
This isn't how you are when we're in our own little world
[Chorus]
What Were Ya Drinkin'?
Did somebody slip in something that turned your dial to "crazy?"
What Were Ya Drinkin'?
You're more than a sip in to making a first class ass of you
And I gotta admit it
If it lasts one more minute
You're gonna be headline news in a day
So What Were Ya Drinkin'?
Why weren't ya thinkin'?
When will it sink in?
I'm your's anyway...
I can't believe you went and got a tatoo
That looks a lot like me if I were smashed too
And now you go and make a show
You kissed a girl and liked it and you told me to blow
I've never ever seen you do this before
If you don't stop it they'll be picking you up off the floor
[Chorus]
And then you jump on the table
And kick off your sandals
And start to do a strip tease
And so I jump on the table
To block you from people
Before you're YouTube'd overseas
[Chorus 2x]