The bouncer never shoulda let you in here I'm almost sorry that they gave you beer here No one knew the things you'd do And now we're all pretending that we never knew you
I hit the bar to get a gin and tonic I turned around and saw you hangin' on him My best friend Ray, then some DJ Thank God the football team was outta town for the day
I've never ever seen this side of you girl This isn't how you are when we're in our own little world
[Chorus] What Were Ya Drinkin'? Did somebody slip in something that turned your dial to "crazy?" What Were Ya Drinkin'? You're more than a sip in to making a first class ass of you And I gotta admit it If it lasts one more minute You're gonna be headline news in a day So What Were Ya Drinkin'? Why weren't ya thinkin'? When will it sink in? I'm your's anyway...
I can't believe you went and got a tatoo That looks a lot like me if I were smashed too And now you go and make a show You kissed a girl and liked it and you told me to blow
I've never ever seen you do this before If you don't stop it they'll be picking you up off the floor
And then you jump on the table And kick off your sandals And start to do a strip tease And so I jump on the table To block you from people Before you're YouTube'd overseas